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jutsei:

Playing a co-op game for the first time with friends who are very good at it

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Our game has multiple DMs, and they don’t always communicate

outofcontextdnd:

Player: Can I loot his stuff?

DM: You can, but he’s a spy, so you’ll have to pay for the lawsuit.

Player: I have a load of money.

DM: Like how much money?

Player: No its an item, “load of money,” I have eighteen of them.

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shampoo:

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handpora:

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handpora:

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I have not stopped and I will not.

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Please stop, it’s for your own good. Your mother and I are very worried.

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MAKE ME.

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thelandstander:

/vp/ describes pokemon with spongebob quotes

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This is how alcohol looks under the microscope:

 

psychedelic-psychiatrist:

A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.

Molecules at 1000x Magnification

Champagne:

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Dry Martini:

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Margarita:

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Pina Colada:

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Sake:

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Scotch:

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Tequila:

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Vodka:

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The Best Boobs In Gaming

bubsy3d:

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dreamerofderse:

when teachers touch your shoulder

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tyelr:

My mom came in my room today asked me why I got so many tissues in the trash I straight told her I been jerkin more than usual lately.. Wasn’t bouta tell her i was cryin my eyes out sniveling n shit at 5 am bc the lil girl in my anime missed her big sis wedding bc she in a coma

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nepetaleijons:

when u make a mistake

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i love to listen to andrew jackson jihad and get drunk 4 hours before i have to get up for work

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hiverpourtoujours:

A compilation of Brian Sella saying “uncomfortable” in TFB songs

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Uhhh… Not soothing.

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